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Modesty Blaise and the hummingbird that hides in plain sight

30 July 2018 by Simon Barnes 3 Comments

Years ago I interviewed the great thriller writer Peter O’Donnell, creator of the immortal Modesty Blaise. I asked him about Nanny Prendergast — one of his better villains – she’s in The Xanadu Talisman, read it for yourself – and asked: “Where the hell did that idea come from?”

Laughing, shaking his head in helpless bewilderment, he replied: “No idea.”

It’s a question I’m often tempted to ask when I look at the creatures of the wild world – especially those that live in rainforest. How the hell did they ever come up with that idea? So here’s a bird that asks: “What can I do to get more than my fair share of food?”

“I know – pretend to be a bee!”

And that’s precisely what the bumblebee hummingbird does. It doesn’t get the name just for being small – and it’s small even by hummingbird standards, no more than three inches long (7.5 cm) and weighing three-quarters of an ounce (2.2 grams). It also flies in the jerky, preoccupied manner of a bee and the hum of its wings sounds like the buzz of a bee.

Hummingbirds are almost laughably aggressive birds. Their feeding territory is their life, and they will busily and nosily repel all species of hummingbirds from their patch. But the bumblebee hummingbird can slip into the same patch of flowering rainforest, and the resident hummingbird will pay it no mind: it’s only a bloody bee, ignore it, it’s not a threat. Their disguise allows them to drink their fill of nectar, hiding in plain sight in the classic manner.

And so armed with this cunning plan, bumblebee hummingbirds make a respectable living in the rainforests of Mexico. The males wear a dull black bib – but when they change direction and catch the light, this throat-patch explodes into a pink bright enough to blind you.

Humans need the rainforest as much as bumblebee hummingbirds: so it seems to me a good idea to hold onto the forests we’ve got left. The great forces of evolution created things that the most fertile minds in human history could never dream up. But humanity continues to create villains: shame Modesty Blaise isn’t around to deal with them.

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  1. Anthony Bird says

    30 July 2018 at 1:20 pm

    Another one of your fabulously insightful blogs, what wonderful pictures you create with words, how lucky I feel, thank you Simon.

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  2. Michael Groves says

    30 July 2018 at 10:14 pm

    Always a treat to receive your emailed articles Simon. And it’s not just because you write so beautifully about the wild world, our world, but also because of your passion to care for it – a passion to care that is handed over baton-like to each and every one of us to care a little more too.
    You encouraged me to become a Friend of WLT some years ago now and I’m glad I did. I’ve happily added a little more to the WLT Ancient Forests appeal.

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  3. Fran Morley says

    23 August 2018 at 6:46 am

    Thank you for your writing. When you shared a page in The Times with Giles Coren I used to turn to that page first. Giles for a good laugh and you for the knowledge and wit and sheer clarity on a subject dear to my heart. Then you had a full page in the colour supplement and what a joy that was. I still look for your column first and regret the squashed space you are now pushed into. You deserve better and so do those of us who love your writing and seek it out.

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